ok this is totally irreverent but its funny! (not to me!) i was up late reading in i see this huge black blob crawling around. i'm not a spider lover, tariffed of spiders actually . so i freaked but i didn't wanna wake anyone up so i tried to smash it. ill put it this way: that spider did NOT take it well! it jumped at my freaking face! the first time i hit it with a shoe it lost a few lags but that thing wanted to live! it just kept coming back. i was all: will you just die already?!?!?!? i shushed it, now i have a stain on my carpet, a shoe i will never where again, and nightmares of spiders! i swear that thing was a trained assassin!!